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fool-of-skaia: zikau: zikau: zora-link: scarytomlomsom: “will will smith smith?” is...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:26:10 -0400

zikau:

zikau:

zora-link:

scarytomlomsom:

“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence

so is “Will Smith will smith.”

“Smith Will Smith will.”

I also just realized this could be a conversation.

Will Will Smith smith?

Will Smith Will Smith

*Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will.

imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”

uriels: fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:43:17 -0400

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

4gifs: Internet IRL Finally!! The full GIF!!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:09:29 -0400

4gifs:

Internet IRL

Finally!! The full GIF!!

onlylolgifs: Video:

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:17:36 -0400

onlylolgifs:

Video:

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:17:39 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:34:41 -0400

aradiamegidoo: i think ur singing them wrong

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:51:39 -0400

aradiamegidoo:

i think ur singing them wrong

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:26:02 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:43:03 -0400

givedeanwinchesterhispie: tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters:...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:17:29 -0400

givedeanwinchesterhispie:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

you-st0le: This is my entire life

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:43:15 -0400

you-st0le:

This is my entire life

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:17:13 -0400

aurorinthetardis: ehmanuelle: gifs that don’t make sense are my favourite thing like and i...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:26:12 -0400

aurorinthetardis:

ehmanuelle:

gifs that don’t make sense are my favourite thing like

and

i just

me: hey dude can i borrow that game

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:43:10 -0400

me: hey dude can i borrow that game

friend: *nervously looks into kinect camera* uh.. no.. why don't you just buy it at full retail price

me: why are you so sweaty

friend: *points at kinect* it's watching us..

thatshowyoufeel: vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:17:36 -0400

thatshowyoufeel:

vardaesque:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out and I still got half a pie left.

BLESS YOU

My goodness

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:34:39 -0400

roya-lee: White people getting baptized Black people getting...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:51:36 -0400

roya-lee:

White people getting baptized
Black people getting baptized

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:08:59 -0400

danisaurlee: blacksheepc0meh0me: poisonedchaos: heydontworrybe...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:25:56 -0400

danisaurlee:

blacksheepc0meh0me:

poisonedchaos:

heydontworrybehappy:

anto1404:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.

Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.

That’s right bitches. Women deserve respect.

holy shit you fucking excellent human we need more people like you

A true hero.

lickystickypickyshe: This made me cackle.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 13:43:06 -0400

lickystickypickyshe:

This made me cackle.